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Hilarious excerpts from SlashDot – a nerdy tech site on an article about male fertility:

“A host of common chemicals is feminizing males of every class of vertebrate animals, from fish to mammals, including people. Many have been identified as ‘endocrine disruptors’ or gender-benders because they interfere with hormones. Communities heavily polluted with gender-benders in Canada, Russia, and Italy have given birth to twice as many girls as boys, which may offer a clue to the mysterious shift in sex ratios worldwide. And a study at Rotterdam’s Erasmus University showed that boys whose mothers had been exposed to PCBs grew up wanting to play with dolls and tea sets rather than with traditionally male toys. It also follows hard on the heels of new American research which shows that baby boys born to women exposed to widespread chemicals in pregnancy are born with smaller penises and feminized genitals. It is calculated that 250,000 babies who would have been boys have been born as girls instead in the US and Japan alone. And sperm counts are dropping precipitously. Studies in more than 20 countries have shown that they have dropped from 150 million per milliliter of sperm fluid to 60 million over 50 years.”

On behalf of my fellow males I’d like to say:

…shit

Yah, but the males that are left have 2x better odds. TWOOOOO GIRLS FOR EVERY GUY

If you think that actually means you’ll get chicks then I suggest you remember where it is that you are posting ;)

Women will get so desperate they can’t resist any male guy! My plan is all falling to place. Muahahahahaa.

This makes me think about a period after a war with Brazil and Argentina when Paraguay’s government actually encouraged polygamy.

I could be happy in a place like that.

Polygamy? Most man can hardly tolerate one wife!

You think tolerating multiple wives is difficult, try more than one mother in law!

no problem, just go for sisters!

That’s not the downside of Polygamy.

The real downside is that women who live togather tend to have synchronised menstral cicles. Imagine your pain on that one weekend off when you get home to find 5 wives and nobody to screw.

Or worse. 5 wives with PMS all bent on “discussing” your failures with you.

That’s not the downside of Polygamy.

The real downside is that women who live togather tend to have synchronised menstral cicles. Imagine your pain on that one weekend off when you get home to find 5 wives and nobody to screw.

Or worse. 5 wives with PMS all bent on “discussing” your failures with you.

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One Comment

  1. I also read that it’s causing baby boys penises to shrink. Even if none of us to live to see the male species become extinct, we might have to deal with less masculine men. Yes: “macho” will be gone all together!


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